Cloned Cruise Directors STOLEN Jokes
    If you've ever cruised, you'll recognize these jokes, or if you just going, listen for them!

    The  first time you see your cabin, you say, "What could be smaller than this?"   Then you open the bathroom door!

    "The pool must be ocean water.   Look at the size of the waves."

    The Letterman Top Ten list was adapted by comics for ship jokes, then stolen by cruise directors and now is used by all of them as the top ten dumb questions asked by passengers.

  • "Will this elevator take me to the front of the ship?" 
  • "Do these stairs go up or down?"
  • "How far are we above sea level?"
  • "Does the crew sleep on board?" (No, we tow them in the life boats.) "
  • "Do the ship generate it's own electricity?" (No, we pull an extension cord from Miami.)
  • To photographers:  "If the photos aren't marked, how do we know which ones are ours?"
  • "Is the water in the toilet fresh water or sea water?" (I don't know, I haven't tasted it.)
  • "What do you do with the ice carvings after they've melted?"
  • "Is there music in the Disco?"
  • "What time is the Midnight Buffet?"
      
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