There's a new test to see if an unborn child is dyslexic. That way you can give them an appropriate name, like OTTO or ANNA..

Now we can blame everything on genetics. Hearing loss is the latest.  I asked my father if he knew that Hearing Loss was genetic, and he said, "What?"

I no longer worry about gaining weight. I have that wonderful excuse. It's Genetic! That excuse is good for anything!

I thought that I had ADD, but tests show that I'm just stupid.

Time Magazine's cover said, "Infidelity. Is it in our Genes?" Men have always known if you can keep it in your jeans, you won't be unfaithful.