Jimmy Gets Politically Incorrect 

     Do you feel that it is a bit strange that Jay Leno and Bill Maher have the nerve to do mean humor about the looks of other people? 
 
     What??? Their mirrors are broken???  (I'm nice 'cause I've seen myself.)

     I saw the videos of the   Michael Jackson,   Lisa Marie Presley Wedding.    It was very touching,  she sang "Wise men say, Only fools rush in."      Michael sang    "Funny,  I'm a man who loves children".   
(If  booed)  Yeah, right .  Send your kid over for the night!

Macarina was invented by a gay karate instructor.

Women want me to wait five days to buy a gun but demand instant abortions.

Two NFL Quarterbacks caught in GAY ORGY!  MOON OVER MONTANA!

CNN celebrity comes out of the closet.  Details on Larry Queen Live!

Did you hear about the French Epileptic?  Swallowed someone else's tongue.

This company handicaps the hired.

Mixed message from industry:  They say hire the handicapped, and put labels in clothes that say "Fire Retarded."