The Aging Process

Old men and their wives are rushing out to buy Viagra, then taking Ginko to try and remember why. 02.21.03
Have a friend who is seventy. Says that instead of Viagra, he just puts a sack over his wife's head...and body...and wears gloves...02.21.03
I remember how and why and my insurance will pay for Viagra but not the hooker. 02.21.03
I've reached the age where my blood pressure is higher than my IQ!!!

I have to carry  a note pad with me so I can write down where I put my MEMO MATE.

Electronics are now touting  "FUZZY LOGIC".   Don't know the big deal, I've been using it for years.

Have you noticed how everything designed to make your life easier is impossible to operate.??

I am not a PROCRASTINATOR....I'm DOING IMPAIRED.