Some of my Vietnam humor:


In Vietnam, I invented the famous "Bunker Hunker." I found out one thing during a rocket attack: Everything you've got can dig!

I dug two six foot foxholes with my eyelids, a seven foot trench with my nose,

And I was about "this much" [showing fraction of inch between thumb and forefinger] deeper than the Jewish soldier on my left! Circum...stances being as they were."

This material is being included in a book. Copyright 2007 Jimmy Wallis


Briefing pilots on next mission. I flew this one from the fuel dump at An Khe. I was scared! WO Pilot and friend, Larry Steele. (Me on right) Partner, Larry Grayson and I on "R&R" in Hawai1
Bore, checking bore
Checking the ammo
I've upgraded!
Christmas at China Beach

Just a few of the photos from Vietnam. I'm currently scanning hundreds of others that I took there, and will add more humor and stories. Here's one:

We were "on stage" finishing our act after another two or more hour performance. I was impersonating Elvis and was just beginning to announce the next song, "Heartbreak Hotel."

I began, in my best Elvis voice, " Right now I'd like to.."[SIRENS BEGIN WAILING, SIGNALING INCOMING] "get the %#@* outta here!"

Removing the guitar, I began herding our small troupe into a bunker. Looking back to see that all were in, I smacked into a 4 by 4 in the middle of the bunker, and began to bleed...you know scalp wounds.

After the "ALL CLEAR" was sounded, we went back and finished our show. I put in for a "Purple Head" but never received a reply.

No doubt the most exciting and fearful moments were during the Tet Offensive of 1968 when we were with the Marines in Chu Lai, and later moved on the An Khe. During that period, we were rocketed, mortared, and sniped at. Photos and stories from that later.

Meanwhile, all of the cigarette lighters, patches, green beret, and other assorted hats, badges and other items given to me by our soldiers, are all proudly on display in my home. THANKS!

Note to DOD. I left the M1 and M16 in Saigon!

Jimmy Wallis 1 May 2002